COVERT ADVERTISING NOW AVAILABLE

I am currently offering publishers/authors/editors/etc a chance to participate in a new advertising platform that will integrate invisibly with my regular output of critical essays, reviews, blurbs, etc

Clients may advertise their product covertly in the following formats and price ranges*

Blurb in News Feed (1-∞ dollars)
Illustration in article, neutral context (1-∞dollars
Illustration in article, negative/positive context (2-∞dollars
Blurb in group zine review, negative (1-∞ dollars)
Blurb in group zine review, positive (2-∞ dollars)
Solo product review, negative (3-∞ dollars)
Solo product review, positive (5-∞ dollars)
Text message interview (5-∞ dollars)
Transcribed phone interview (10-∞ dollars)
creator profile, negative (10-∞ dollars)
creator profile, positive (50-∞ dollars)
Multiple references as being relevent to the post-art comics diaspora (50-∞ dollars)
Multiple references as being a leader in the post-art comics diaspora (100-∞ dollars)
Long-term career-oriented creator attention, negative (500-∞ dollars)
Long-term career-oriented creator attention, positive (1000-∞ dollars)

This platform is ideal for:

Clients that wish to target and influence a fashionable, young, taste-making community that may be resistant to / tired of direct advertisement

Clients that eschew public affiliation with advertising

I also accept payments to do the following:

Mention your product in a negative context to a fellow contributor in person (1-∞ dollars)
Mention your product in a positive context to a fellow contributor in person (2-∞ dollars)
Mention your product negatively in gmail/facebook chat (1-∞ dollars)
Mention your product positively in gmail/facebook chat (5-∞ dollars)
Mention your product negatively in interview (30-∞ dollars)
Mention your product positively in interview (50-∞ dollars)
Talk at lengths in a sincere manner about your zine/etc to a fellow contributor (100-∞ dollars)
Develop a public creative relationship with you (500-∞ dollars)

*******Identity of patrons will be kept strictly confidential and will never be knowingly released to 3rd parties under any circumstances.*******

Email me (gmail blaise.larmee) for inquiries. All inquiries will be kept confidential. For payments, please specify desired option and any relevant information. Products/images with questionable/nonexistent legality will not be accepted.

*The higher the payment received, the larger/more positive/more considered the blurb/review/profile will be