Things I like: Mayor McCheese, people who dont harass me about my grades, people who dont harass me about giving a damn, the two towers mud (with the exception of when i am getting 24 bits per second, like i am right now), Ramen noodles, my neat pen board thing, the WHEEL OF FUN, and, well, i guess thats it. My n64 is pretty entertaining too, i guess. I also like anime, like dragonball Z and sailor moon.
Things i HATE: My damned neighbors who talk in really high pitched voices and play mariachi music all the god damned time. i really hate that boom boom shit i get through the wall. i swear one day im gonna snap and go over there and pp7 their ass. i *HATE* it when people chew gum around me. i hate it when people POP gum around me. i just hate the entire gum thing. I hate it when people chew like they are in some sort of nature film. I hate it when my microwave cheddar popcorn doesnt pop, and when inspected poors out molten hot cheese stuff all over your hand and keyboard, i hate it when im trying to sleep at 6pm, and my neighbors start clapping along to some fucking tvshow. god they suck. i hate it when my english teacher tells me she is going to pass me if i do X ammount of work, and when i do it, i still get a god damned F. i hate it when i wake up at 10pm, just as the dining hall closes, and so i have to eat ramen noodles. again. i hate it when my parents say they are gonna get me a car, and then they get me this really crappy 1987 plymouth duster, that looks like its from Mad Max, and then when i go to college, they say 'you dont need a car there' and sell it. I hate it when they delay starcraft. again. for the damned millionth time. I hate it when my COMPAQ computer fucks up. which is actually more often than you would guestimate. I hate it when Furrs starts harassing me to pay off my late movie charges. I hate it when my phone gets cut off because of a $6.35 bill that I didnt have any checks to pay. I hate it when i make cocoa in one of my mugs, then that cocoa stuff solidifies inside, and when i make tea or cider it tastes like cocoa. i hate it when people say "Wierd" instead of "Weird" or "Looser" instead of "loser". I hate it when i log onto the mud and i get harassed for something i didnt do. I hate it when i go down to the lab to mud to kill someone, and when i FINALLY get there, i lag out on an npc and die, 5 minutes after arriving (and my target has also decided to log off) I hate it when my parents call and i have to talk to my dad and he harasses me about school or money or something. I hate it when I work at Wal Mart and they keep me over an extra 4 hours to lift air conditioners for the regional manager. I hate it when i work at wal mart and i get this new recruit on my team and he acts like my boss and tells me what to do and shit. Alan was a real dick. I hate it when i fall asleep in a closet. Ok, i think that covers Things I HATE, Part I.
Things that i HATE even MORE: I hate it when i am taking a nap and the neighbors bang on my door to borrow my broom, and then they dont even bother to return it. i hate it when we go to taco bell and they close it because a gang of like 15 guys are in there fucking around, and the people working there dont want them there, so they close it and i dont get my damned tacos. i REALLY hate it when my roommate (now ex roommate, thank god) goes and fucks around with my stuff, and BREAKS major mc cheese's arm off! FUCKING BASTARD! I hate it when my RA comes by and harasses me because my 'movie is too loud' but he doesnt even stop to worry about the assholes next door, who's acordians and high pitched 'aye aye aye's' are getting in the way of finding out what happened to luke skywalker's father.
Things that I *HATE* so bad that *HATE* is in asterics... I hate it when i rent this cool movie ive always wanted to see and then my VCR mccrunchems messes the tape up, but i think that the tape is what is screwed up, so i return the tape and get a different copy, so i take it home and start to watch it again and its MESSED UP AGAIN! Its really bad when your VCR starts to make weird twisting sounds when playing a tape. very very bad. I hate it when i go to take a shower and there is all sorts of really disgusting black hair all over the shower. It really makes the experiences that much worse. I hate it when you want to stay a few days in your dorm over spring break, and they turn off the heat, hot water, etc. Those butt clenching showers just arent my idea of fun. Neither is having a room so cold that the 7 people inside playing wrestling arent enough to make the roomer warmer. It was warmer outside, now isnt that a strange thing. I hate it even more when I go to pick up my sociology paper and they mark me down *15* points for not adding another half page. My god, how anal can you get :P. I hate it when i realise i have more money in a jug full of change than i do in my bank account. I hate it when my ex roommate current asshole fucks with ym stuff and breaks off mayor mccheese's arm. and i dont care if i mentioned that before. it still really PISSES me off. I hate it when my next door neighbors "forget" to unlock the door to the bathroom (i share a bathroom with two mexican guys next door. i dont ever have to actually see them, ive never even said a word to one of them, but i thought you should know) well, i hate it when they lock the door so i have to find some grimy old lollypop stick to put in the hole and jimmy around until it unlocks, all the while having to pee REALLY bad. I hate it when zekk pulls off some miracle interception on madden 64 and beats me at the last second :P I hate it when i buy this really cool talking Boba Fett keychain thing, and it ends up only saying one line.. "Take Captain Solo to the cargo hold". Blah.
The "Weirdest" Dream Ive Ever Had, or "One of those dreams where you wake up and just go.. "huh?": Alright, im not sure exactly what order these events came in, but im going to guess (you know how dreams are).. basically, i was eating dinner at my lesbian aunt's house (that i dont have) on the front lawn with a large italian family that i also dont have. We had some long conversation about vcr repair, or something similar, i dont really follow it, and then i went into the back yard. a bunch of homeless people were there with three dogs with the head of ducks that attacked me. i had to beat them down with my great fence of doom. after that i went inside and started to watch the tv, which was full of only lesbian pornography in a foreign language that we 'werent supposed to watch'. I went down into the basement, and some babysitter there had just killed a kid, leaving hair and blood all over the floor, and stuffed the body into a box of fiber filled cereal. She had some pitchfork covered in blood, and when she attacked, i dodged, and she impaled herself on the corner of a table. The next thing i remember doing was i was wearing swim trunks and offloading groceries from a mini van with this guy i had met like 3 times, into a house ive never seen. It was strange... I really wish i could have normal dreams like having miami vice steal my stolen strawberry pie.
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in the spirit of kindness, i am going to 'live comment' the 'h3ll' out of this post from between 7:49 and 8:17pm MST tonight without reusing a single name tag. friends welcome.
On those luminous mornings Adela returned from the market, like Pomona emerging from the flames of day, spilling from her basket the colorful beauty of the sun--the shiny pink cherries full of juice [ed. this should say JOOSE instead] under their transparent skins, the mysterious black morellos that smelled so much better than they tasted; apricots in whose golden pulp lay the core of long afternoons. And next to tthat pure poetry of fruti she undloaded sides of meat with ther i keyboard of ribs swollen let me repeat a keyboard of ribs that is swollen, thatii this should make an impression forever because of various biot A.I. "issues"
Can we pause for a second and just enjoy thinsg. Everyone can this be about something better? I had a breakfast and it reminded me that there are meals that follow that and goshdarn it that means something. YOu are a guy that is looking at this screen and thinking, "I am more than this" or like "I am about to have or cook like noodles or something" and we all no you're not, you're going to poop first and no one will know or care. If you breathed no one would care PUT DOWN THAT DRINK okay just give it time like and breath feind a way to feel a new feel goddamn it, look out the window. it's not coming in, there's still a difference a level that maybe you own. count that as a blessing HE Y GUY I AM TRYING TO LOVE YOU
i died and then she died and someone died and sometimes i think the singularity is about creating a situation where the methods of observation or so coordinated and internalized that we are forced to collectively commit suicide and experience each others / everyones / our own death at the exact same time and maybe this will finally produce something of worth
Does anyone know the story of Lot? It is about fleeing a place of wretchedness which could be like a maze and not overcoming it if you look bacck wich is the flip of Icarus where the person perishes for "escaping too much" so there is a lesson: since, as MOBY says we are all made of stars don't let them harden into crystal and don't let them melt, keep your shit fluid but stable.
@NO are you referencing anything, like something that would have been given a shit towards but then suddenly or somewhat gradually was not after it was abandoned or are you pulling attitude out of your happy baby diaper?
i want people to stop making and doing things that are just quoting other things without the original context or articulation so that the thing is made inarticulate as a strategy of alienation can we please stop all aesthetic strategies of alienation can you please NOT BUILD IN STRATEGIES OF DEFERMENT OF MEANING INTO THE CONCEPTUAL FRAMEWORK OF YOUR ART BECAUSE THIS ART-OBJECT-IN-ISOLATION BULLSHIT IS SO HIGH MODERNIST AND RETROGRADE AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT TO ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN IT WOULD BE SOOOOO MUCH MORE CUTTING EDGE IF YOU ACTUALLY COMMUNICATED SOMETHING
@YES OR MAYBE I LIKE 1990'S GEOCITIES WEBSITE BACKGROUND AND ANIMATED GIFS BECAUSE OF THEIR AFFECT OF MAKING ME FEEL GOOD AND HAVING STRONG CHILDHOOD ASSOCIATIONS CAN WE PLEASE NOT USE THEM AS PART OF A STRATEGY OF ALIENATION BECAUSE I WOULD RATHER USE THEM IN A WAY THAT COMMUNICATES A STRONG POSITIVE AFFECT
CAN WE PLEASE GET RID OF THE DEATH DRIVE IT'S BORING AND BULLSHIT. SO STUPID OOOH YEAH KOOL AID MAN FUCK You. You are a stupid asshole freud bbackpack hello kitty asshole
PSYCHOANALYSIS IS GREAT IF IT'S AN OBJECT CAN WE LPEASE STOP IMITATING THE SUBJECTIVE DISPOSITION OF THE PSYCHOANALYSIST BECAUSE PSYCHONALYSIS IS GREAT AS AN OBJECT LESSON IN DESTRUCTIVE PARANOID CONCEPTUAL FREAMEWORK BUT UMMMMMMM YOU SHOULDNT TAKE IT PLEASE SERIOUSLY AND YEAH YOU NEED TO HAVE LIKE AN OUTSIDE PEREPSECTIVE ON IT PLEASE PAY VERY CLOSE ATTENTION TO FEMINIST CRITICISM OF PSCHOANALYSIS AS A GREAT EXAMPLE OF HOW YOU CAN APPROACH THE SAM E CONCEPTS THAT ARE "SHITTY" IF YOU USE THEM UNCRITICALLY AND TURN THEM INTOA REALLY GREAT FOUDNATION FOR THOUGHT IF ARE ABLE TOP OINT THE QUESTION "WHY" AT THEM PLEASE POINT THE QUESTION "WHY" AT ALL THINGS INCLUDING YOUSRELF BUT NOT TOO MUCH THANKS.
i'm so mad about art/! yes i really am so mad about your "artistic need" to take up space! obviously i must just be threatened by it i un prepeared for theshattering of my pre concieved dualities of good/bad and fact/fiction! no! i m mad about you being a jerk! you, the artist! stop it! stop being a jerk!
look you really need to stop actingn like i dont get the artistic "points" you're raising! i get them and i think they're stupid! you can only justify what you're doing by continually positioning it as "cutting-edge"! yeah you're so transgressive! you should be transgressive and transgress things that actually need transgressing! like not being an asshole! there is some virgin territory for you! go west and not be an asshole!
who is being argued. can we clarify some terms? someone said taurine, someone said art comics, and someone said psychoanalysis, and then there was text. who came first
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A closeup of a woman at a blackboard. She turns around to speak. But her mouth is not visible on screen. Clearly this picture has been cropped on both sides. But why? And by whom?
that really it's just obese children that like their pictures next to words
POINT OF FOCUS v
button-up skeleton, you're forming the period-mark in the sentence of this blog. it's real nice, i reckon. it's a glad fact. besides, whadda we got to say anyways??
the work is what matters, and you've done a good chunk. for this fateful hour, at least.
K.A.R.I.M. Get the money My lazy boy You are so lazy Get the money K.A.R.I.M. We need tens Singles and quarters My lazy son When will you ever learn K.A.R.I.M. Get the money Dollar bills and tens You are a lazy boy
this baby gif reminds me how lucky i am (and we all are) to be at this moment perfectly innocent of all the crimes, compromises and horrible revelations of the future. what a wonderful thing it is to be blissfully ignorant on a scale that will eventually appear, in retrospect, unfathomable!
@Jason you gotta TV? you like scary stuff? amctv. friday the 13th part 3 right now, thirteen ghosts in like 20 minutes, and uh...funny games tomorrow morning, around breakfast time (due to the referencing of eggs in the film).
that's fine we have our mutually exclusive careers, catch you later for drinx anyways, like we do, to discuss the things that matter the most, miss you, always, anyways.........................
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violence has been afoot. plundering and shouts in queasy tones. names are thrown and stretched like so much damn taffy. as predicted, my hips are getting stronger!
in coming days, please anticipate injury, disease and soft absence. feel yourself dip into a dark pool, knowing full well that there is nothing but sand at the bottom.
wiggle your toes and attempt to orgasm. no one will be there to congratulate you when you make a mess. enjoy the after-glow and get something good to eat for once, you silly savage.
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Favorite Drinks: Pepsi.
Least Favorite Drinks: Coke
Things I like: Mayor McCheese, people who dont harass me about my
grades, people who dont harass me about giving a damn, the two
towers mud (with the exception of when i am getting 24 bits per
second, like i am right now), Ramen noodles, my neat pen board
thing, the WHEEL OF FUN, and, well, i guess thats it. My n64 is
pretty entertaining too, i guess. I also like anime, like
dragonball Z and sailor moon.
Things i HATE: My damned neighbors who talk in really high pitched
voices and play mariachi music all the god damned time. i really
hate that boom boom shit i get through the wall. i swear one day
im gonna snap and go over there and pp7 their ass. i *HATE* it
when people chew gum around me. i hate it when people POP gum
around me. i just hate the entire gum thing. I hate it when people
chew like they are in some sort of nature film. I hate it when
my microwave cheddar popcorn doesnt pop, and when inspected poors
out molten hot cheese stuff all over your hand and keyboard, i hate
it when im trying to sleep at 6pm, and my neighbors start clapping
along to some fucking tvshow. god they suck. i hate it when my
english teacher tells me she is going to pass me if i do X ammount
of work, and when i do it, i still get a god damned F. i hate it
when i wake up at 10pm, just as the dining hall closes, and so i
have to eat ramen noodles. again. i hate it when my parents say
they are gonna get me a car, and then they get me this really crappy
1987 plymouth duster, that looks like its from Mad Max, and then
when i go to college, they say 'you dont need a car there' and sell
it. I hate it when they delay starcraft. again. for the damned
millionth time. I hate it when my COMPAQ computer fucks up. which
is actually more often than you would guestimate. I hate it when
Furrs starts harassing me to pay off my late movie charges. I
hate it when my phone gets cut off because of a $6.35 bill that
I didnt have any checks to pay. I hate it when i make cocoa in
one of my mugs, then that cocoa stuff solidifies inside, and when
i make tea or cider it tastes like cocoa. i hate it when people
say "Wierd" instead of "Weird" or "Looser" instead of "loser".
I hate it when i log onto the mud and i get harassed for something
i didnt do. I hate it when i go down to the lab to mud to kill
someone, and when i FINALLY get there, i lag out on an npc and die,
5 minutes after arriving (and my target has also decided to log off)
I hate it when my parents call and i have to talk to my dad and
he harasses me about school or money or something. I hate it
when I work at Wal Mart and they keep me over an extra 4 hours
to lift air conditioners for the regional manager. I hate it
when i work at wal mart and i get this new recruit on my team
and he acts like my boss and tells me what to do and shit. Alan
was a real dick. I hate it when i fall asleep in a closet. Ok,
i think that covers Things I HATE, Part I.
Things that i HATE even MORE: I hate it when i am taking a nap
and the neighbors bang on my door to borrow my broom, and then
they dont even bother to return it. i hate it when we go to
taco bell and they close it because a gang of like 15 guys are
in there fucking around, and the people working there dont want
them there, so they close it and i dont get my damned tacos. i
REALLY hate it when my roommate (now ex roommate, thank god) goes
and fucks around with my stuff, and BREAKS major mc cheese's arm
off! FUCKING BASTARD! I hate it when my
RA comes by and harasses me because my 'movie is too loud' but he
doesnt even stop to worry about the assholes next door, who's
acordians and high pitched 'aye aye aye's' are getting in the way
of finding out what happened to luke skywalker's father.
Things that I *HATE* so bad that *HATE* is in asterics...
I hate it when i rent this cool movie ive always wanted to see
and then my VCR mccrunchems messes the tape up, but i think that
the tape is what is screwed up, so i return the tape and get a
different copy, so i take it home and start to watch it again
and its MESSED UP AGAIN! Its really bad when your VCR starts to
make weird twisting sounds when playing a tape. very very bad.
I hate it when i go to take a shower and there is all sorts of
really disgusting black hair all over the shower. It really
makes the experiences that much worse. I hate it when you want
to stay a few days in your dorm over spring break, and they turn
off the heat, hot water, etc. Those butt clenching showers just
arent my idea of fun. Neither is having a room so cold that the 7
people inside playing wrestling arent enough to make the roomer
warmer. It was warmer outside, now isnt that a strange thing. I
hate it even more when I go to pick up my sociology paper and they
mark me down *15* points for not adding another half page. My god,
how anal can you get :P. I hate it when i realise i have more money
in a jug full of change than i do in my bank account. I hate it
when my ex roommate current asshole fucks with ym stuff and breaks
off mayor mccheese's arm. and i dont care if i mentioned that before.
it still really PISSES me off. I hate it when my next door neighbors
"forget" to unlock the door to the bathroom (i share a bathroom with
two mexican guys next door. i dont ever have to actually see them,
ive never even said a word to one of them, but i thought you should
know) well, i hate it when they lock the door so i have to find some
grimy old lollypop stick to put in the hole and jimmy around until
it unlocks, all the while having to pee REALLY bad. I hate it when
zekk pulls off some miracle interception on madden 64 and beats me
at the last second :P I hate it when i buy this really cool talking
Boba Fett keychain thing, and it ends up only saying one line..
"Take Captain Solo to the cargo hold". Blah.
The "Weirdest" Dream Ive Ever Had, or "One of those dreams where
you wake up and just go.. "huh?": Alright, im not sure exactly
what order these events came in, but im going to guess (you know
how dreams are).. basically, i was eating dinner at my lesbian
aunt's house (that i dont have) on the front lawn with a large
italian family that i also dont have. We had some long conversation
about vcr repair, or something similar, i dont really follow it,
and then i went into the back yard. a bunch of homeless people
were there with three dogs with the head of ducks that attacked
me. i had to beat them down with my great fence of doom. after
that i went inside and started to watch the tv, which was full of
only lesbian pornography in a foreign language that we 'werent
supposed to watch'. I went down into the basement, and some
babysitter there had just killed a kid, leaving hair and blood
all over the floor, and stuffed the body into a box of fiber
filled cereal. She had some pitchfork covered in blood, and
when she attacked, i dodged, and she impaled herself on the
corner of a table. The next thing i remember doing was i was
wearing swim trunks and offloading groceries from a mini van
with this guy i had met like 3 times, into a house ive never
seen. It was strange... I really wish i could have normal
dreams like having miami vice steal my stolen strawberry pie.
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@Anonymous russian roulette learn it use it love dont lose it
Advice for teens and young adults with questions regarding relationship, "size", emotional and std type issues:
TRY LICKING
THE EYEBALLS BEFORE DRAWING COCK ALL OVER IN PEN IS
'out of context'
in the spirit of kindness, i am going to 'live comment' the
'h3ll' out of this post from between 7:49 and 8:17pm MST tonight without reusing a single name tag. friends welcome.
ahem, eh-he-he-hem.
i purchase an alcoholic energy drink tonite and the store owner made sure that i knew it was 'beer' and not just 'juice'
On those luminous mornings Adela returned from the market, like Pomona emerging from the flames of day, spilling from her basket the colorful beauty of the sun--the shiny pink cherries full of juice [ed. this should say JOOSE instead] under their transparent skins, the mysterious black morellos that smelled so much better than they tasted; apricots in whose golden pulp lay the core of long afternoons. And next to tthat pure poetry of fruti she undloaded sides of meat with ther i keyboard of ribs swollen let me repeat a keyboard of ribs that is swollen, thatii this should make an impression forever because of various biot A.I. "issues"
this ^
when i reach 10k posts im going to kill myself
where is the web that will tuck me in, and not fuck me in the butt
get it?
chew toy
1
put me to sleep, put yourself to bed forever, trade somethingWHy do I hold my arms straight up in the air when I sleep and how can I stop? you see
VOMITS VOMITS
the above is sad.
one on one basketball with your friends
^Faggot kill yourself.
Can we pause for a second and just enjoy thinsg. Everyone can this be about something better? I had a breakfast and it reminded me that there are meals that follow that and goshdarn it that means something. YOu are a guy that is looking at this screen and thinking, "I am more than this" or like "I am about to have or cook like noodles or something" and we all no you're not, you're going to poop first and no one will know or care. If you breathed no one would care PUT DOWN THAT DRINK okay just give it time like and breath feind a way to feel a new feel goddamn it, look out the window. it's not coming in, there's still a difference a level that maybe you own. count that as a blessing HE Y GUY I AM TRYING TO LOVE YOU
Baby diaper Jason.
important
When asked whether life isn't always better than death she replied: "I am dead".
When asked about her quality of life, she replied simply: "What life?"
killing me softly with his love KILLLLLLLLLLING ME SOFTLYYYY oh softly baby why do you keep looking at me... you will die too
(captcha was denie)
i died and then she died and someone died and sometimes i think the singularity is about creating a situation where the methods of observation or so coordinated and internalized that we are forced to collectively commit suicide and experience each others / everyones / our own death at the exact same time and maybe this will finally produce something of worth
maybe the original post was too good. that is what i thought when i saw it actually.
Natalie Portman talks to us ^
the matrix
Does anyone know the story of Lot? It is about fleeing a place of wretchedness which could be like a maze and not overcoming it if you look bacck wich is the flip of Icarus where the person perishes for "escaping too much" so there is a lesson: since, as MOBY says we are all made of stars don't let them harden into crystal and don't let them melt, keep your shit fluid but stable.
@Anonymous
i lold
and then i cam
lets all be ironic
FOR the love of god does anyone have a ppoop joke, this is not quoted text>???????
i hate net.art
yes i do.
The Street of Crocodiles by Brono Schulz
@NO
are you referencing anything, like something that would have been given a shit towards but then suddenly or somewhat gradually was not after it was abandoned or are you pulling attitude out of your happy baby diaper?
i want people to stop making and doing things that are just quoting other things without the original context or articulation so that the thing is made inarticulate as a strategy of alienation can we please stop all aesthetic strategies of alienation can you please NOT BUILD IN STRATEGIES OF DEFERMENT OF MEANING INTO THE CONCEPTUAL FRAMEWORK OF YOUR ART BECAUSE THIS ART-OBJECT-IN-ISOLATION BULLSHIT IS SO HIGH MODERNIST AND RETROGRADE AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT TO ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN IT WOULD BE SOOOOO MUCH MORE CUTTING EDGE IF YOU ACTUALLY COMMUNICATED SOMETHING
how much hate can be extracted at once?
@YES OR MAYBE I LIKE 1990'S GEOCITIES WEBSITE BACKGROUND AND ANIMATED GIFS BECAUSE OF THEIR AFFECT OF MAKING ME FEEL GOOD AND HAVING STRONG CHILDHOOD ASSOCIATIONS CAN WE PLEASE NOT USE THEM AS PART OF A STRATEGY OF ALIENATION BECAUSE I WOULD RATHER USE THEM IN A WAY THAT COMMUNICATES A STRONG POSITIVE AFFECT
sigh.
what if what you want to communicate is death by Taurine?
CAN WE PLEASE GET RID OF THE DEATH DRIVE IT'S BORING AND BULLSHIT. SO STUPID OOOH YEAH KOOL AID MAN FUCK You. You are a stupid asshole freud bbackpack hello kitty asshole
Sepultura.
PSYCHOANALYSIS IS GREAT IF IT'S AN OBJECT CAN WE LPEASE STOP IMITATING THE SUBJECTIVE DISPOSITION OF THE PSYCHOANALYSIST BECAUSE PSYCHONALYSIS IS GREAT AS AN OBJECT LESSON IN DESTRUCTIVE PARANOID CONCEPTUAL FREAMEWORK BUT UMMMMMMM YOU SHOULDNT TAKE IT PLEASE SERIOUSLY AND YEAH YOU NEED TO HAVE LIKE AN OUTSIDE PEREPSECTIVE ON IT PLEASE PAY VERY CLOSE ATTENTION TO FEMINIST CRITICISM OF PSCHOANALYSIS AS A GREAT EXAMPLE OF HOW YOU CAN APPROACH THE SAM E CONCEPTS THAT ARE "SHITTY" IF YOU USE THEM UNCRITICALLY AND TURN THEM INTOA REALLY GREAT FOUDNATION FOR THOUGHT IF ARE ABLE TOP OINT THE QUESTION "WHY" AT THEM PLEASE POINT THE QUESTION "WHY" AT ALL THINGS INCLUDING YOUSRELF BUT NOT TOO MUCH THANKS.
looking for a thing, not ignoring...
has anyone else finished Freedom by Jonathan Franzen
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YEAHHH,UUM, ART COMICS? NO. COMICS ARE WAY HARDER THAN ART SO CALLING YOUR COMICS "ART COMICS" IS SORT OF A "DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK" SELF-JUSTIFICATION
DUH,THERE IS NO AUTHOR, THE AUTHOR IS DEAD, THANKS INTERNET. I HAVE A VERY COMPLEX RELATIONSHIP WITH THE INTERNET
^is this in response to a controversy from last year
has anyone brought up basketball?
"im mad about art school" - dan clowes, 255pp. book
i'm so mad about art/! yes i really am so mad about your "artistic need" to take up space! obviously i must just be threatened by it i un prepeared for theshattering of my pre concieved dualities of good/bad and fact/fiction! no! i m mad about you being a jerk! you, the artist! stop it! stop being a jerk!
look you really need to stop actingn like i dont get the artistic "points" you're raising! i get them and i think they're stupid! you can only justify what you're doing by continually positioning it as "cutting-edge"! yeah you're so transgressive! you should be transgressive and transgress things that actually need transgressing! like not being an asshole! there is some virgin territory for you! go west and not be an asshole!
who is being argued. can we clarify some terms? someone said taurine, someone said art comics, and someone said psychoanalysis, and then there was text. who came first
Am I being sold somethin? like 12.0% ALCO/VOL GUARANA . TAURINE . CAFFEINE ? or is there a foxhole at the end of the chunnel
look into your heart, look into the mirrr, look into the hearts mirror, it is you tat is beeing argued, it is you,
@whisper of deead
i.think he knows,
sometimes exceptions want to be forced, or have that stylized
aka
everything is rounder than you link
not a good movie from almost any perspective ;)
but...worth a blanket
has anyone here tripped on excema and lived? be honest
dont think death is a pose, just the luge gone wrong
everything in moderation
comics. let's jsut break it down people.
starts with 'com'
what is that, right off the bat? its like 'cum' and 'communist.'
let me get out my chalkboard.
here it is.
ok.
GOT IT.
alright. so now there is a book by aidan koch.
right on the heels of all this press about david koch!!!
just trying to rub it in, huh? mister blaise 'george soros' larmee?
its in the public record people. I dont make this stuff up!!!!
ayo...lemme axt you somethin though....you got that new INUYASHA>>>>>>????>>>>??????????????>>>>>??????????
ayo MANG i got that inuyasha
that shit is bananas
wat des i enm nmean to exist alongside the artork what does it mean to exist alongside teh artist what does it mean to exist alongsid another artist what does it mean to exist alongside a blog what does it mean to exist alongside a blog what does it mean teo xist along side a blog what does it mean to exist alongside a bog what does it mean toe xist alongisde a captcha WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO EXLIST ALONGSIDE A CAPTCAH YERNIMS
WHO IS SPEAKING HERE
AM I JUST SAYING THAT I WISH YOU WOULD CREATE ARTWORK THAT IT IS POSSIBLE TO EXIST ALONGSIDE WITHOUT HARM TO PSYCHOLOY FRAGILE
I AM PRETTY SURE THAT I SAID SOME OF THESE THINGS BUT I AM NOT SURE —ANONYMOUS
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TO: THE AUTHOR PLEASE LEAVE ME WITH MORE THAN I HAD BEFORE SIGNED: THE AUTHOR
WE ARE PROFOUNDOUNGLY IN TOUCH WITH INNERNET BUT IM STILL MAD ABOUT NOT-INTERNET
it's cool like no worries like :(
imagine if all this random energy was put into an art comic? wow, we'd have a real piece of shit on our hands to speak nonsense about, ha ha!
gif flipbook, 20 pages, A5
ed of 200, signed by the artist
SOLD OUT
A closeup of a woman at a blackboard. She turns around to speak. But her mouth is not visible on screen. Clearly this picture has been cropped on both sides. But why? And by whom?
I was done with Sergio
ɐuıɥɔ
The face and spine transplant was a success.
Who says comics are just for kids?
no one's touchin' this
maybe it's the hard fact....
that really it's just obese children that like their pictures next to words
POINT OF FOCUS v
button-up skeleton, you're forming the period-mark in the sentence of this blog. it's real nice, i reckon.
it's a glad fact.
besides, whadda we got to say anyways??
the work is what matters, and you've done a good chunk. for this fateful hour, at least.
ice cream social in two weeks, you bastards
take all of my awards
blind me and steal my pants
i'll still linger
but luckily, you'll identify me easily
by the scent of my thighs
FYI
they smell like faded newsprint
no big deal
I'll always be a boy and never a man,
Good LAWD, just a boy and never a man,
No reason to go on, except that I can
Said to the preacher why is I this way
Heaven, I said to the preacher why is I this way
Said son don't worry, you'll be buried some day
Well I went to the doctor but my balls still gone
OH I went to that doctor but my balls still gone
Doctor done point me to the rising sun
Well sun said boy, it's a gift to be free
Yeah, sun said boy it's a gift to be free
Time's just a ballsac, now I hope that you see
...
well, DO YOU?
[finger slowly rises to my chest]
My reflection, dirty mirror
There's no connection to myself
I'm your lover, I'm your 0
Cold cuts, an hero
ad copy
editorial decision
distribution
cutbacks
head like a hole
black as your soul
i'd rather die
than give you the remote control
K.A.R.I.M.
Get the money
My lazy boy
You are so lazy
Get the money
K.A.R.I.M.
We need tens
Singles and quarters
My lazy son
When will you ever learn
K.A.R.I.M.
Get the money
Dollar bills and tens
You are a lazy boy
"no sugar for me, thanks"
hey not me, man.
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nice! try yoootuuubing jesse's vids ;)
this baby gif reminds me how lucky i am (and we all are) to be at this moment perfectly innocent of all the crimes, compromises and horrible revelations of the future. what a wonderful thing it is to be blissfully ignorant on a scale that will eventually appear, in retrospect, unfathomable!
first
yeah right man
i been waiting my whole life for that flux-youuutubby shit
thats is so good
internet can now compete with the tilt-a-whirl, but has not mastered cheese-on-a-stick...
i'll scalp ya
i slept in a corner and now i a conehead!
scalped and coned~ i need a new dome, you drones!!!
headless and heartless, back and forth through time, only robot love can stop this rhyme
fewegerht
@Jason you gotta TV? you like scary stuff? amctv. friday the 13th part 3 right now, thirteen ghosts in like 20 minutes, and uh...funny games tomorrow morning, around breakfast time (due to the referencing of eggs in the film).
i'll be making eggs during that time, instead of watching that egg-themed film. real life.
I'm not listening to you MORT DRUCKER
@scott
that's fine we have our mutually exclusive careers, catch you later for drinx anyways, like we do, to discuss the things that matter the most, miss you, always, anyways.........................
some people just suck, what can you do
@PORTLY
you can take a stand and back off, behemouthe
take it like its real emotions, not your palsy squirms
bless you
I've stopped listening to you, Ernest
OH THANK GOD PLEASE
HAPPY HALLLLOWEN EVRONE
PERFECT OF THE TIME
solid jam thanks
gonna blast it when i'm making eggs tomorrow
I LIKE IT WHEN THE SCREEN GOES BLACK
my slack screen starts to crack
this shit is bananaz
GET A GRIP DUDES
....i mean, "thanks everybody"
"Leave it to me, guys!!!!!!"
from,
"Damaged goods"
AKA
"fangli"
solid beat brothers
i'll break it up
any day now
"JUST YOU WAIT"
INNOCENCE
...META-BUTCHERED.
looking forward to the IMAXes of the future that will require 4d glasses that replicate a version of fly vision in order to be enjoyed
sincerely, jeff goldblum
i am wearing the glasses right now one and a half years from now and they are fucking shitty*
*they are!
bee 2, get long (up) a grabble
bee 2, get long (up) a grabble
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bee 2, get long (up) a grabble
wher iz zer long are u too long (bitte) of the grabble
wher iz zer long are u too long (bitte) of the grabble
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wher iz zer long are u too long (bitte) of the grabble
wher iz zer long are u too long (up to) a grabble, bitte
wher iz zer long are u too long (up to) a grabble, bitte
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get long
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wher iz zer long are u too long (bitte) of the grabble
wher iz zer long are u too long (bitte) of the grabble
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wher iz zer long are u too long (up to) a grabble, bitte
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samsie
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violence has been afoot. plundering and shouts in queasy tones. names are thrown and stretched like so much damn taffy. as predicted, my hips are getting stronger!
in coming days, please anticipate injury, disease and soft absence. feel yourself dip into a dark pool, knowing full well that there is nothing but sand at the bottom.
wiggle your toes and attempt to orgasm. no one will be there to congratulate you when you make a mess. enjoy the after-glow and get something good to eat for once, you silly savage.
these children are in pain.
pull a mask thru your face and tooth a rubber bullet as you protest a sprite reflex on tv in both ears where the real candy is.
trust an enemy and bite down real hard and let a grimace be a smile and feel it on your neck and know that it is right.
--o<
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