I would do something about the 90s being and EXTREEEME wipe out but the judges would probably have to have some kind of comic knowledge for that the even make sense to them.
let me tell you a little something about my side of the fence, i don't take nothing from no one and i always wash my behind my ears and hey, i turned out all right. i'm no don johnson but i know how to fix a leaky faucet and i don't care if your boobs sag below your navel. i'm a catch
I believe it is possible that, through horizontal and vertical lines constructed with awareness, but not with calculation, led by high intuition, and brought to harmony and rhythm, these basic forms of beauty, supplemented if necessary by other direct lines or curves, can become a work of art, as strong as it is true.
what is a comet comet but a sparkling rock hurtling thru a vacuum delighting everyone it passes until it dies most abruptly and dramatically. is this a metaphor? or not?
@Anonymous sure it's like a flower of words that comes from my brain that for so brief a time is the most vulnerable things i can offer an incredibly insular version of the world and that makes it a rocket that others can shoot down, ignore, incorporate, or decorate. thinking of the rose in Disney's filmed version of Beauty and the Beast. if it's not responded too, then i guess it's still mine. forever
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This work doesn't matter
eye waves
Comics are going to wipe out on modern dance.
It should be one big wave that says BULLSHIT.
ULAND FTW!
ULAND IN TH' HIZZOUSSE!
ULAND DETONATES ATOMIC BOMB OF COMEDY POSTING; AUDIENCE/COMMENTARIAT RADIATED TO DEATH BY GIANT WAVE OF LAUGHTER!
@everyone
the best comment posted will be integrated into the next savvy kitchen whiteboard composition
go for direct, hard-hitting political statements, folks
judged by all three comets comets portland staff-members, with the aid of an unnamed mystery judge
dylan's latest comment has been brought in for consideration.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, P33PS
contest deadline is when i officially shit my pants over one of the comments so like five seconds from now i mean
k god work dorks
fuck this
It should be one big wave that says BULL DURHAM.
it should be on big wave that says IAN HARKER
i am physically incapable of giving a 'shit' anymore
Life on demand demands life on demand.
idk = i decay
where's the cream filling
you might say my surfboard is a plunger
no sugar for me, thanks
"Oh god where am I and why do all these mountains have names on them oh jesus"
I suck at captions
I would do something about the 90s being and EXTREEEME wipe out
but the judges would probably have to have some kind of comic knowledge for that the even make sense to them.
not me, man
Why is the pringles guy surfing?
"There are many useless subjects I could study, but I caught a sweet wave of art"
hell I dunno
I'm only surfing because a nigger stole my bike.
"im comics, i surf. what shit can you do?"
keep in mind, the previous picture has been erased.
there is no guarantee that the new cartoon will include surfing
'hey blaise and jesse i left the extra keys on the kitchen table. jesse i think your bills total $44? THANKS DAVE.'
i've hated this entire journey
you wake up eating dog food every morning and eventually you're gonna bite someone. that's just the way life works
but these are the breaks. break it up, break it up, break it up,
BREAKDOWN!
let me tell you a little something about my side of the fence, i don't take nothing from no one and i always wash my behind my ears and hey, i turned out all right. i'm no don johnson but i know how to fix a leaky faucet and i don't care if your boobs sag below your navel. i'm a catch
did somebody order a Domino's pizza? no? how about a male stripper named Cockeroni?
you put Winsor McCay in a room with a real dinosaur and i tell you brother, the dreamer's not coming out alive
Uncle Sam's mommy should've told him it's not polite to point.
boy i've always preferred grape, but a good ginger root might curl my toes as well
i thought the nigger comment was inappropriate, but i'm just an easily-offended nigger
Mongolian Barbeque.
I believe it is possible that, through horizontal and vertical lines constructed with awareness, but not with calculation, led by high intuition, and brought to harmony and rhythm, these basic forms of beauty, supplemented if necessary by other direct lines or curves, can become a work of art, as strong as it is true.
art is one f short of a big surprise
I'm only commenting to cancel out your comment
i have a headache
last night a comic saved my life
i can feel a comb in my hair tonight
comets comets is nothing but childish fluxustry
the pen/is omega point
In the Company of Men
i feel no shame
this is gonna be tuff to chooz, stay tuned if you want
thanks for all the effort from 'anonymous'
my skin is built with infinity signs and wrapping paper and the racism bores me to dry, choking sobs.
austin made me larf
I think comics is a pretty cool guy. eh surfs waves and doesn't afraid of anything
hilarious
You wanna pizza me???
It's funny to think that at one time people were excited about the discussions on this blog.
Too bad.
If that's art, then I'm a Hottentot.
Modern art was CIA 'weapon'
@Anonymous lol
@relevant yeah yeah man, there's this too:
'That's one of the reasons it had to be done covertly. It had to be a secret. In order to encourage openness we had to be secret.'
branded, son!
should i get a xanga account?
xno
i am
Arcimboldo + Peter Gabriel circa 'Sledgehammer' + Jason Overby = the final amazing produc(e/t)
what is a comet comet but a sparkling rock hurtling thru a vacuum delighting everyone it passes until it dies most abruptly and dramatically. is this a metaphor? or not?
@anonymous can you describe the sensation of commenting and if/why you find this pleasurable?
@Anonymous sure it's like a flower of words that comes from my brain that for so brief a time is the most vulnerable things i can offer an incredibly insular version of the world and that makes it a rocket that others can shoot down, ignore, incorporate, or decorate. thinking of the rose in Disney's filmed version of Beauty and the Beast.
if it's not responded too, then i guess it's still mine. forever
there really isn't that much to say, to be honest
@Anonymous sometimes i just want to live forever
@Anonymous or to put it another way...
@what it's really about
nailed it
right on, mandible
I deserve a million dollars
Alice in Chains - 'Man in the Box'
U = mgh
'art'
My process, like my response to this question, is to avoid meaning as long as possible.
Depth Invested
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